cat lady fashion: denim on denim

{bells: GAP // jean vest, orange belt, purse, jewels: thrifted & vintage // feline: clyde stand in}

Whew did you guys SEE that huge ditch back there? Dumped me right off the wagon with zero warning. I swear it's the ditch's fault, not my own. I'm glad you kids know me well enough to laugh at me, not with me after that last sentence.

This is the merl version of the Canadian Tuxedo. Jean jackets paired with jeans are sooo 2000 and late. It's all about the matching denim vest and bells these days. Speaking of, these jeans make me feel [and look. Ya I went there. No it's not hard to fit my head through doors. Yes my reflection whistles at me.] like dyn-a-MITE. Except they loose their shape after a wear. Not enough spandex to handle two rounds of dees curves. But seriously even pure spandex needs a long nap and sauna visit before they can jump back in the ring. I'm trying to decide if it's going to be easier or harder for them after I'm SHREDDED. That's right, I'm letting Jillian Michaels whip my ass into shape for the next 30 days. I would say I'm telling you kids to keep me accountable.. but let's be honest, I'll probably only post 2 more times in the next 29 days. It's a skill to be this lazy of a blogger. Anyone else put up with that screaming bootcamp general for the full 30 days? I figure my rage with her by day 7 will push me through the moves. If it's one thing us gingers know.. it's rage.

[x]m.